The Insanity! It Burns!
by Your Evil Auntie
Just when you thought the drooling orange insanity couldn’t get any worse than it has already, Dumbfuckery von SpackleforBrains has announced that he’s going to “take back” the Panama Canal (it wasn’t ours in the first place, asshat!), and that the United States would annex Greenland for its own.
France has responded that they will not allow Greenland to be stolen, and as far as I’m concerned, good on them!
Oh, and the Fapweasel also announced that the “Gulf of Mexico” would be renamed the “Gulf of America”.
Does anyone else here think that those who purport to support him are just waiting to have him declared mentally unhinged so that they can slide Vance into the Ovoid Office, instead?
Because that’s what I’ve begun to think.
1) I’m amazed that people are taking this Greenland sh…stuff seriously.
2) I’m afraid of Vance taking power, because he’s not sliding into dementia and is more competent than the orange menace.
We take it seriously because it’s entirely possible.
He believes he could make this happen. And chatting with a friend, it was pointed out that Greenland has a military base on it. That would be an inconvenience to a certain short motherfucker in the former Soviet Union.
The Panama Canal is especially important to trade, and the Canadian coastline has trade routes to Russia as well.
All of these things seem to tie in to his wanting to make his little short, smirking buddy happy.