What’s New At Shitter, Which Hypothetically Welcomes Its New ‘Chief Twat’

by Your Evil Auntie

In what ultimately should not have been a surprise to anyone at all with even a dead amoeba for a brain, the Elongated Muskmelon has completed his acquisition of Twitter (henceforth referred to herein as ”Shitter”) and he’s already making his foul presence known to one and all.

As soon as he signed on the dotted line (or so it seems) he immediately fired his newest company’s CEO and at least two other high-level executives. As he had already said he planned to gut at least 75% of that social network’s entire workforce, this is just the very pointy tip of that ethernet iceberg.

Etherberg?

Anyhow, almost immediately after kicking his foes to the virtual curb, The Chief Twat immediately unsuspended Kanye/Ye ”Yeet” West’s Shitter account, an action that perhaps not all that surprisingly, resulted in a mass exodus of users rightfully offended that The Chief Twat has no problem with people who love Hitler and everything that monster stood for.

If you’re late to the pants party, it was very recently revealed that Yeet ”loves” Hitler and what he did. This came to light after a recent series of anti-Semitic comments/posts that asshat put out there. For some reason, Yeet doesn’t get (or could that be care?) that Hitler and his band of goons also hated Black people as well.

Some folks left, but others stayed, encouraging folks to stay and “fight back” against the hate that permeates Shitter these days, and now without any apparent meaningful moderation.

I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before the Fapweasel is welcomed back to Shitter as well, and then we’ll see how many more people abandon that platform for greener and at least slightly less lunatic pastures. I’ve set up shop on Mastodon, at least for now.

You can find me there at https://mastodon.social/@EvilOverlady

We’ll see how that goes. Hopefully it’s a good experience, but I’ve been on the interwebs long enough to know how things seem to work.